"I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. I know the upside of downsizing; I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low life, a cutting edge state of the art bicoastal mutlitasker; I can give you a gigabit in a nano second. I’m new wave but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hotwired, heat seeking, warm hearted cool customer, I’m voice activated and biodegradable I interface with my database, and my database is in cyber space. I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive. Behind the 8 Ball ahead of the curb, riding the wave, dodging the bullet and pushing the envelope. I’m on point on task on message and off drugs, I have no need for coke and speed, I got no urge to binge and purge I’m in the moment on the edge over the top but under the radar a high concept low profile medium range ballistic missionary, a street wise smart bomb a top gun bottom feeder, I take power naps I run victory laps a raging workaholic a working ragaholic, you can’t shut me up you can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless I’m an alpha male on beta blockers I’m a non believer and an over achiever I’m laid back but fashion forward upfront down home low rent high maintenance supersized long lasting high definition fast acting oven ready and built to last. I’m a hands on foot loose knee jerk head case prematurely posttraumatic. I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing, I’m a supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver my output is down but my income is up I take a short position on a long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow I read junk mail I eat junk food I buy junk bonds I watch trash sports I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, I like tough love I use the f word in my email and the software on my hard drive is hardcore. I eat fast food in the slow lane, I’m toll free bite sized ready to wear and I come in all sizes a fully equipped factory authorized hospital tested clinically proven scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal lean and mean, I’ve been cock blocked and I’m ready to rock. I’m rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow I go with the flow I ride with the tide I got glide in my stride. Driving and moving, sailing and spinning, jiving and grooving, waling and winning, I don’t snooze so I don’t lose I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road I party hardy and lunch time is crunch time I’m hanging in there, aint no doubt, and I’m hanging tough over and out."
"People were created to be loved,
Things were created to be used,
The reason there’s so much chaos in this world is,
because things are being loved and people are being used."